I've emceed karaoke professionally, sold big screens at Circuit City, accidentally started an urban legend, ran the homepage of the Internet Movie Database, and documented Internet Explorer's F12 Developer Tools. I'm a self-taught coder, an alumnus of Nortel and Microsoft, and I'm on my second tour at Amazon after an 11-year hiatus. I talk login during the week at work and help kids learn to code on weekends at Seattle CoderDojo. Talk to me about login, identity, web tech, teaching kids to code, or geek culture (I will usually be wearing a Star Wars or Dr. Who t-shirt).